Post by Xplay.deadX on Nov 11, 2005 4:20:58 GMT -5
Hey, I wrote a Son Of Dork story 
"Oh my god! Can you get any more pathetic?!" I whinged to my best friend Tanya.
"I know! How old are they?" she sighed, "Playing truth or dare is for children!"
"Hey, I don't care, just ignore the losers!" I ordered, flicking a perfect lock of brown hair from my eyes.
"Who invited them to this party, anyway?!" Tanya declared loudly, giving the five of them a glare.
"Not me!" I pointed out.
"I bet it was!" teased Tanya, "You fancy one of them, I know it!"
I cringed.
"I sooooooo don't fancy any of those freaks!" I defied.
"Now which one is it...the one with the messy yellow and black hair? Nah...I bet it's the dorky one with the platinum blonde hair!" grinned Tanya, knowing it was annoying me.
I looked over at the five of them. Three of them with brown hair, one with stupid yellow and black hair, and damn...the dork with platinum blonde hair! Dude! They needed a hairstylist pronto! Suddenly, the blonde and black-haired guy jumped into the air.
"Forfeit!" he screamed, waving his arms about like a demented seagull.
"James, please!" pleaded platinum-blonde guy, falling to his knees.
Noticing me watching him, he gave me a soppy smile. I rolled my eyes.
"Great! He fancies me!" I whinged to Tanya.
"Oh my god!!! Ask him out!!! You could dump him publicly and totally humiliate him!!!" she yelled.
"Ew, no! He might try and kiss me!" I replied.
"Kara, go on! It'll be a laugh!" smiled Tanya.
I shook my head. Why would I ask out such a dork?! Even for a joke! No way!
"Steve, stop it!" pleaded a voice behind me.
I turned round, and saw a guy with dark brown hair pushing platinum-blonde guy in my direction.
"David! Come on, just do it!" yelled another voice.
I ignored them all, and pulled Tanya over to the buffet table.
"Invasion of personal space!" I shouted loudly in the direction of the five losers.
"He's still coming!" grinned Tanya.
"Hey Kara..." mumbled a voice from behind me, "It's David..."
I turned round. What did that dork want now?!
"Ummm...would you like to go on a date with me?" he asked.
The other four guys were cracking up behind him. Tanya stamped on my foot.
"Okay..." I replied.
Suddenly, the laughter dissolved. David's dorky face lit up. I gave him a forced smile, and he put his arm around me. I decided to have a shower that night.
"Come and meet the guys!" he said excitedly.
As he pulled me over, I gave Tanya a face that screamed "HELP!!!"
"This is James!" he grinned, pointing at the guy with yellow and black hair.
"That's Chris!" He pointed at a brown-haired guy.
"And Danny and Steve!" Yet more dark haired guys.
BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED! Could you get any more boring?! The whole lot of them were freaks.
After a week of putting up with David's annoying self, it was time to bin him. Kara and I had planned the dumping down to the last detail.
[At youth club]
As usual, I had to stay with David and the rest of his dorky friends.
"I watched Star Trek last night!" said Chris.
"Wow, which one?" asked David with a look of pure interest on his face.
He had a Star Trek shrine at home. I had made him take it down.
"David, I don't want to hear any more rubbish about Star Trek or any other of your boring hobbies!" I yelled.
The whole room went silent.
"I'm bored to tears with you! My perfect guy is nothing like you, it never will be! I asked you out to humiliate you in public when I dumped you! Now get out of my life!" I continued.
David's face crumpled. Tanya gave me a satisfied grin, and we walked out of the youth club together.
[David's point of view]
I couldn't believe me. She had taken advantage of me for some sad trick she wanted to play. Why me? Why was I the butt of her jokes? Why did I ever fancy her in the first place?
"David, bro, come here!" sighed James, and gave me a huge bear hug, "She's not worth moping over!"
"No...I guess not..." I sighed.
"And anyway! There is someone else who likes you..." James grinned.
He pointed in the direction of the door. I looked, and there stood a girl with a black Star Trek shirt on and dark jeans. She gave me a smile.
"I think we'll get on just fine!" I nodded.
Hey, did u like that? I also write stories on quizilla, if u wanna read them the address is www.quizilla.com/users/randomskatergothicgirlie/quizzes
"Oh my god! Can you get any more pathetic?!" I whinged to my best friend Tanya.
"I know! How old are they?" she sighed, "Playing truth or dare is for children!"
"Hey, I don't care, just ignore the losers!" I ordered, flicking a perfect lock of brown hair from my eyes.
"Who invited them to this party, anyway?!" Tanya declared loudly, giving the five of them a glare.
"Not me!" I pointed out.
"I bet it was!" teased Tanya, "You fancy one of them, I know it!"
I cringed.
"I sooooooo don't fancy any of those freaks!" I defied.
"Now which one is it...the one with the messy yellow and black hair? Nah...I bet it's the dorky one with the platinum blonde hair!" grinned Tanya, knowing it was annoying me.
I looked over at the five of them. Three of them with brown hair, one with stupid yellow and black hair, and damn...the dork with platinum blonde hair! Dude! They needed a hairstylist pronto! Suddenly, the blonde and black-haired guy jumped into the air.
"Forfeit!" he screamed, waving his arms about like a demented seagull.
"James, please!" pleaded platinum-blonde guy, falling to his knees.
Noticing me watching him, he gave me a soppy smile. I rolled my eyes.
"Great! He fancies me!" I whinged to Tanya.
"Oh my god!!! Ask him out!!! You could dump him publicly and totally humiliate him!!!" she yelled.
"Ew, no! He might try and kiss me!" I replied.
"Kara, go on! It'll be a laugh!" smiled Tanya.
I shook my head. Why would I ask out such a dork?! Even for a joke! No way!
"Steve, stop it!" pleaded a voice behind me.
I turned round, and saw a guy with dark brown hair pushing platinum-blonde guy in my direction.
"David! Come on, just do it!" yelled another voice.
I ignored them all, and pulled Tanya over to the buffet table.
"Invasion of personal space!" I shouted loudly in the direction of the five losers.
"He's still coming!" grinned Tanya.
"Hey Kara..." mumbled a voice from behind me, "It's David..."
I turned round. What did that dork want now?!
"Ummm...would you like to go on a date with me?" he asked.
The other four guys were cracking up behind him. Tanya stamped on my foot.
"Okay..." I replied.
Suddenly, the laughter dissolved. David's dorky face lit up. I gave him a forced smile, and he put his arm around me. I decided to have a shower that night.
"Come and meet the guys!" he said excitedly.
As he pulled me over, I gave Tanya a face that screamed "HELP!!!"
"This is James!" he grinned, pointing at the guy with yellow and black hair.
"That's Chris!" He pointed at a brown-haired guy.
"And Danny and Steve!" Yet more dark haired guys.
BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED! Could you get any more boring?! The whole lot of them were freaks.
After a week of putting up with David's annoying self, it was time to bin him. Kara and I had planned the dumping down to the last detail.
[At youth club]
As usual, I had to stay with David and the rest of his dorky friends.
"I watched Star Trek last night!" said Chris.
"Wow, which one?" asked David with a look of pure interest on his face.
He had a Star Trek shrine at home. I had made him take it down.
"David, I don't want to hear any more rubbish about Star Trek or any other of your boring hobbies!" I yelled.
The whole room went silent.
"I'm bored to tears with you! My perfect guy is nothing like you, it never will be! I asked you out to humiliate you in public when I dumped you! Now get out of my life!" I continued.
David's face crumpled. Tanya gave me a satisfied grin, and we walked out of the youth club together.
[David's point of view]
I couldn't believe me. She had taken advantage of me for some sad trick she wanted to play. Why me? Why was I the butt of her jokes? Why did I ever fancy her in the first place?
"David, bro, come here!" sighed James, and gave me a huge bear hug, "She's not worth moping over!"
"No...I guess not..." I sighed.
"And anyway! There is someone else who likes you..." James grinned.
He pointed in the direction of the door. I looked, and there stood a girl with a black Star Trek shirt on and dark jeans. She gave me a smile.
"I think we'll get on just fine!" I nodded.
Hey, did u like that? I also write stories on quizilla, if u wanna read them the address is www.quizilla.com/users/randomskatergothicgirlie/quizzes
