Post by SuZiE-jO-bEe on Jan 10, 2004 11:24:20 GMT -5
*James in his room lukin for jaffa cakes*
James: MATT have u seen ma jaffa cakes.
Matt: NO.
James: well where the hell are they then.
Matt: I dunno y don’t u ask charlie.
*James walks to Charlie’s room*
James: CHARLIE.
Charlie: WOT.
James: WHERE ARE MY JAFFA CAKES.
Charlie: I think I saw matt eatin them last nite about 10 mins after u went 2 bed.
*James getting mad storms out of charlies room and goes down stairs to find match watchin tv*
James: MATT.
*James walks over 2 tv and turns it off*
Matt: hey I was watchin that and wot do u want now.
James: I want my jaffa cakes I no u ate them last nite.
Matt: who sed I ate them last nite.
James: Charlie did now if its true im gonna kill you.
Matt: are u serious m8.
James: yes of corse im not.
Matt: ok the yes I did eat ur jaffa cakes.
James: RITE.
*James climbs on sofa and jumps on matt they both fall 2 the floor and James starts beatin up matt. Charlie walks in*
Charlie: WOT THE HELL ARE U 2 DOIN.
*James slowly gets off matt*
James: erm I was just beatin up matt 4 eatin ma jaffa cakes.
Charlie: well lets go but some jaffa cakes 4 james.
Matt: y.
Charlie: because even tho he goes mad when he eats them it stops him bein violent.
James: I don’t go mad.
Matt: if u say so.
Charlie: well shall we get them jaffa cakes then.
James: yeah.
*in the supermarket*
James: they’ve moved them NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Matt: ok calm down m8 me and charlie will go find them.
*matt and Charlie go off 2 find the jaffa cakes*
James:*evil grin* how gullible are they.
*James starts eatin all the jaffa cakes then matt and charlie cum bk*
Matt: Charlie wot the hell is James doin sittin on da floor surrounded by jaffa cake boxes.
Charlie: erm maybe hes eaten them all.
James: hehehehe jaffa jaffa jaffa cakes me love jaffa cakes.
*security guard comes up*
Security guard: erm excuse me im going to have to ask you to leave after you have paid for all of them jaffa cakes.
*James and Charlie both look at matt*
Matt: wot r u lukin at me for I aint got any money.
*James and matt look at Charlie*
Charlie:I aint got any money left I spent it all on that jacket.
*Charlie and matt look at james*
James: heheheheh jaffa cakes jaffa cakes me love jaffa cakes.
Security guard: well looks like ill have to ring the police.
James: police ne nah ne nah hehehehehe.
Charlie: erm no please don’t get the police involved it not his fault hes addicted to jaffa cakes.
Matt: JAMES Y DO U HAVE 2 DO THIS UR SO EMBARASSING.
*security guard walks to phone*
*10 mins later police walk into the supermarket*
Police man: well well well wot do we have here 3 lads two that look normal and one who looks abit druged up.
Matt: hes not on drugs hes just addicted 2 jaffa cakes.
Police man: well it looks like ill have to take you two in what are your names.
*matt stands there starin at the policeman*
Charlie: well hes Matt and hes james but officer what have they done.
Police man: well one has eaten a whole shelf of jaffa cakes and hasn’t paid for any of them and the other seems to think that that’s normal.
Matt: well it is normal for him he always goes like that when he has jaffa cakes.
James: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. *james starts runnin round like a lunatic*
Police man: well I suppose I cant really take him in in that condition so ill have to let you off this time but if it happens again ill have to act.
*walkin home*
Matt: rite when will I ever get to go out without being embarrassed by james.
Charlie: erm I don’t think u ever will.
James: wot are u 2 on about I don’t embarrass you.
Matt: no of corse u don’t that’s y we always end up being escorted out of shops by police.
James: well we wouldn’t have had 2 go out if u hadn’t eaten my jaffa cakes.
Charlie: matt he has got a point.
Matt: but but but.
James: ha ha ha once again I win and*starts laffin* I don’t really go mad. How’s my acting its getting betta isn’t it Charlie.
Charlie: yeah it is matt actually believed it.
Matt: WOT IT WAS ALL A PRANK.
James: yeah.
*Charlie also starts laughing*
James: a good way off getting free jaffa cakes.
Matt: *muttering to himself* I cant believe I fell for it.
hope u all like it plz tell me wot u think of it
James: MATT have u seen ma jaffa cakes.
Matt: NO.
James: well where the hell are they then.
Matt: I dunno y don’t u ask charlie.
*James walks to Charlie’s room*
James: CHARLIE.
Charlie: WOT.
James: WHERE ARE MY JAFFA CAKES.
Charlie: I think I saw matt eatin them last nite about 10 mins after u went 2 bed.
*James getting mad storms out of charlies room and goes down stairs to find match watchin tv*
James: MATT.
*James walks over 2 tv and turns it off*
Matt: hey I was watchin that and wot do u want now.
James: I want my jaffa cakes I no u ate them last nite.
Matt: who sed I ate them last nite.
James: Charlie did now if its true im gonna kill you.
Matt: are u serious m8.
James: yes of corse im not.
Matt: ok the yes I did eat ur jaffa cakes.
James: RITE.
*James climbs on sofa and jumps on matt they both fall 2 the floor and James starts beatin up matt. Charlie walks in*
Charlie: WOT THE HELL ARE U 2 DOIN.
*James slowly gets off matt*
James: erm I was just beatin up matt 4 eatin ma jaffa cakes.
Charlie: well lets go but some jaffa cakes 4 james.
Matt: y.
Charlie: because even tho he goes mad when he eats them it stops him bein violent.
James: I don’t go mad.
Matt: if u say so.
Charlie: well shall we get them jaffa cakes then.
James: yeah.
*in the supermarket*
James: they’ve moved them NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Matt: ok calm down m8 me and charlie will go find them.
*matt and Charlie go off 2 find the jaffa cakes*
James:*evil grin* how gullible are they.
*James starts eatin all the jaffa cakes then matt and charlie cum bk*
Matt: Charlie wot the hell is James doin sittin on da floor surrounded by jaffa cake boxes.
Charlie: erm maybe hes eaten them all.
James: hehehehe jaffa jaffa jaffa cakes me love jaffa cakes.
*security guard comes up*
Security guard: erm excuse me im going to have to ask you to leave after you have paid for all of them jaffa cakes.
*James and Charlie both look at matt*
Matt: wot r u lukin at me for I aint got any money.
*James and matt look at Charlie*
Charlie:I aint got any money left I spent it all on that jacket.
*Charlie and matt look at james*
James: heheheheh jaffa cakes jaffa cakes me love jaffa cakes.
Security guard: well looks like ill have to ring the police.
James: police ne nah ne nah hehehehehe.
Charlie: erm no please don’t get the police involved it not his fault hes addicted to jaffa cakes.
Matt: JAMES Y DO U HAVE 2 DO THIS UR SO EMBARASSING.
*security guard walks to phone*
*10 mins later police walk into the supermarket*
Police man: well well well wot do we have here 3 lads two that look normal and one who looks abit druged up.
Matt: hes not on drugs hes just addicted 2 jaffa cakes.
Police man: well it looks like ill have to take you two in what are your names.
*matt stands there starin at the policeman*
Charlie: well hes Matt and hes james but officer what have they done.
Police man: well one has eaten a whole shelf of jaffa cakes and hasn’t paid for any of them and the other seems to think that that’s normal.
Matt: well it is normal for him he always goes like that when he has jaffa cakes.
James: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. *james starts runnin round like a lunatic*
Police man: well I suppose I cant really take him in in that condition so ill have to let you off this time but if it happens again ill have to act.
*walkin home*
Matt: rite when will I ever get to go out without being embarrassed by james.
Charlie: erm I don’t think u ever will.
James: wot are u 2 on about I don’t embarrass you.
Matt: no of corse u don’t that’s y we always end up being escorted out of shops by police.
James: well we wouldn’t have had 2 go out if u hadn’t eaten my jaffa cakes.
Charlie: matt he has got a point.
Matt: but but but.
James: ha ha ha once again I win and*starts laffin* I don’t really go mad. How’s my acting its getting betta isn’t it Charlie.
Charlie: yeah it is matt actually believed it.
Matt: WOT IT WAS ALL A PRANK.
James: yeah.
*Charlie also starts laughing*
James: a good way off getting free jaffa cakes.
Matt: *muttering to himself* I cant believe I fell for it.
hope u all like it plz tell me wot u think of it
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