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Post by Denz on May 5, 2004 15:40:21 GMT -5
Deni: Uhm... Elliot.. Matt: Whats wrong with Elliot? Deni: Nothing Matt.. Wait! Matt: Huh? Deni: Matthew! Matt: Nah.. we can't name him after me... Susan: James is coming in a min guys. Matt: JAMES! Deni: Matt.. we can't call him James.. Susan: He'd make a nice lil' James.. Deni: Ok..well i like Jamie better.. Matt: Jamie then Deni: But with a Y instead of I.. okay? Matt: Jayme it is then James: hey guys! Congrats! Deni: This is Jayme Matthew Willis
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Post by SuZiE-jO-bEe on May 5, 2004 15:44:28 GMT -5
James: oh but matt didnt u say were gonna name him afta me Susan:P they did but imagin havin 2 james' in 1 house no1 wud no who was on bout who plus it aint ur kid denz: james ull get a chance 2 name ur lads wen susan gives birth 2 um by the way susan wen u expectin Susan: u no wot ive 4got
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Post by Denz on May 6, 2004 6:48:23 GMT -5
James: It's in 6 moths Suzie... Susan: Oh yeah! Woah.. Matt: Right.. so we have dedcided on Jayme then..? *Charlie and Anna walk in* Anna: WOW. Congratultions.. whatcha gonna call him... Denz: Jayme Matthew..W- Charlie: Huh!? Why Jayme.. why not Chazzy? James: Because...Well... Chazwina is named after you.. so that wouldn't be fair.... Denz: Oh for gods sake people...Matt! Matt: Yes hun? Denz: Right... our kid is called Jayme Matthew Willis... Matt: Uh huh Charlie: But- Anna: Chaz.. shush Matt: Thats decided then
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Post by SuZiE-jO-bEe on May 6, 2004 15:19:06 GMT -5
Susan: right well im gonna go home and put my feet up james u cumin James: ere yeh Susan: pick angel up and put her in the car Matt: NOT MY CAR Susan: well how else r we supose 2 get home Matt: dunno Maybe WALK James: m8 wots got in2 u 1 min ur jumpin in the car wiv her then the nxt u wont let her touch it Denz: wot do u mean jumpin in the car wiv her MATT wot u bin doin
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Post by Denz on May 7, 2004 6:55:56 GMT -5
Matt: Uhm.. Susan drove me to the hospital.. Denz: Oh right.. James: Yeah.. and the left me and Chaz to walk home.. Chaz: But we walked here... Susan: *rolls eyes* Are we going home or what.. Anna: YES Matt: I'm staying here with Deni.. you can take the car and CHAZ is driving... Susan: But he's drunk... Matt: JB? James: I can't drive. Anna: Oh for god's sake... *takes keys from Susan* I'M driving.. come on guys... buhbye new parents...! M + D: Byeeeeee
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Post by SuZiE-jO-bEe on May 7, 2004 15:07:45 GMT -5
Susan: Oi theres note wrong wiv my drivin Anna: yeah ut u were arguin Susan: So Chaz: oh luk a bird James: hang on susan where are angel and chazwina Susan: oh there still in the childrens play area ill go bk and get um James and ill cum wiv ya (charlie throws up) Susan: anna i think ud better get him home me, james and the klids will get the bus James: WOT im not gettin on a bus ill get bludy mobed Anna:James u cant leave susan on her own wiv the kids and i cant leave charlie Susan: anna dont worry u just get chaz home b4 he throws up agen and me and JAMES will get the kids and get on the bus James: But Susan: no buts James: Oh fine
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Post by Denz on May 11, 2004 10:34:25 GMT -5
So Susan and James get on some random bus to go home.. as soon as James sits down he is bombarded by 15 year old wanting autographs and kisses..
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Post by SuZiE-jO-bEe on May 11, 2004 15:26:38 GMT -5
susan: OI get off him just leave him alone Sumgirl: and who r u exactly his mum Susan: rite thats it *thud*(girl falls 2 the floor) James: Susan grab angel and run ill get chazwina Susan: OI let us off NOW Driver: im sorry but theres another mile 2 go Susan: Do u no who he is (points at james) Driver: no sorry love i dont James: im in a band called Busted Driver: oh i dont listen 2 that crap Susan: oi thats my husband ur tlkin bout u best let us off or ull get the same as she did infact u deserve it now 4 wot u sed *smack* *BEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP* James: which switch opens the door On looker: its the green 1 James: thanx (james pushes button doors open) on looker: id not get on the wrong side of ur wife James: i wudnt (susan and james get off bus and start walkin) ***half and hour later*** Susan: James how much further James: just around the corner susan:ok hang on can u hear anna James: Yeah Anna: SUSAN JAMES wot took u so long ive been so worried hows chazwina ahhhhh cum here susan *hugz* Susan: we had a bit of truble on the bus James: well u did i didnt Susan: so u liked havin that girl all over u James: NO but Anna: cum on lets get inside u 4 must be freezin Charlie: (no longer drunk) James give chazwina here i wanna put her 2 bed Susan: james can u take angel im gonna colapse James: yeah ok james and charlie go upstairs wiv da kids
anna: ill just ring denz and tell her evryfins ok
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Post by Denzz on May 11, 2004 16:05:55 GMT -5
Nurse: There is a call for you Mrs Willis. Denz: Hello? Anna: Heya *tells denz what went on* Denz: *in stiches* Yeah.. that sounds like the Suzie i know, is Charlie okay now..? Anna: Yeah.. he's sober, him and JB are putting the kids to bed.. speaking of kids, hows Jayme doing? Denz: Oh, he's doing fine.. Matts feeding him.. Anna: Aww, he's gonna be such a great dad. Denz: Yeah.. he's brilliant. I can't wait to get home... Anna: Do you know when yet? Denz: Tomorrow hopefully, Anna: Oh good, anyway, gotta go, night. Denz: Night! *hangs up*
James: Kids are asleep Susan: Good. James: *Sits next to Susan* I love you.. Susan: I love you too *they kiss*
Charlie: Bleugh.. Anna: Oh be quiet.. they don't moan at us..
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Post by SuZiE-jO-bEe on May 11, 2004 16:36:02 GMT -5
*charlie and anna start 2 kiss aswell* 8susan and james finish* Susan: well im off 2 bed now im soooo tierd charlie: not suprised afta wot uve been doin Anna: dont think she means that James: yeah im off 2 bed 2 Charlie: lil jamesey boys bein a sheep and followin lil suzie *charlie starts laffin* wot am i sayin she aint little Susan: uve had it m8 *susan wlks ova 2 charlie lifts arm* Charlie NOOOOOOOO dont hit me Susan: haha scared ya and anna u mite want 2 get 1 of angels nappys and use it on charlie cuz theres a pool of wee around him
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Post by .the.nameless. on May 22, 2004 18:33:43 GMT -5
*everyone laughs*
Next Morning..
Nurse: Well, everythings fine, you can go home this afternoon Mrs. Willis Matt: Yes! Denz: I can't wait. Matt: I'll pack some of your stuff Denz: Did the nursery get finished..? Matt: Uhm..
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Post by SuZiE-jO-bEe on May 24, 2004 15:20:12 GMT -5
denz: well matt: erm no *back at the flat* james: susan get up susan: wot james: i can smell smoke susan: erm RUN
*james runs downstairs shout fire* Charlie: theres no fire here annas cookin breakfast
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Post by .the.nameless. on Jun 5, 2004 15:15:26 GMT -5
*Anna hand Charlie burned bacon and eggs*
Chaz: *grins* Err.. thanks hunni..
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Post by SuZiE-jO-bEe on Jun 7, 2004 15:51:06 GMT -5
Anna: its awfull i cant cook give it here ill chuck it away sum1 else will have 2 do it Susan: james will u cook it James: cant be arsed ill be happy wiv jaffa cakes Charlie: hmmmmm well theres a slight problem there James:WOT Charlie:well james dont get mad but me and anna ate them after ud gone 2 bed James: U WOT *raises fist* Susan: JAMES NO DONT (james turns round) *Smack* Anna: omg suzie u alrite Susan: no *starts cryin and runs upstairs grabs angel and sum clothes and runs downstairs out the house* James: SUSAN WAIT I DIDNT MEAN 2 GET U SUSAN CUM BK Susan: im goin 2 c denz and matt bi james James: but u cant just wlk out my life were married and thats my child and ur carryin the other 2 Susan: SO THAT DIDNT SEEM 2 MATTER A FEW MINS AGO DID IT *gets on next bus james runs after it but fails runs bk 2 the house cryin* *susan gets 2 hospital* Denz: oh hi susan didnt expect to see you the nurse sed we can go home 2 day Susan wots the matter y u got a bag of clothes and angle y r u cryin and wot happened 2 ur face Susan: james hit me Matt: HE DID WOT Susan: he hit me he went 2 hit chaz but turned rund and hit me insted wen i told him not 2 *back at house* James: i didnt mean 2 hit her i didnt honsetly Charlie: yeah but u did anna: james y dont u go and find her and try and tlk about and sort things out James: ill neva see angel agen Anna: james r u listenin 2 me James: yeah wot Anna:oh forget it James: i no i can try and find her and tlk to her we mite be able 2 sort things out Anna: thats wot ive been...... Charlie: anna shhhh
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Post by SuZiE-jO-bEe on Jun 8, 2004 15:22:29 GMT -5
*back at hospital* Denz: maybe u shud tlk 2 him ask him y he hit u and try and work things out i mean u got 1 kid and anothe 2 on the way ull need all the help u can get Susan: yeah but this wasnt the first time hes dun that and im scared hes gonna do it agen theres alot about james that u lot dont no
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